Изцепки

Аз: Бабооооо.... къде е рутера?
Баба: Ратера????
Аз: Ох... магическата кутия от която получавам интернет.
Баба: А.... това бялото ли?
Аз: Да.
Баба: Ми ей там под парното го сложих.

С Радо решихме да си упражняваме английския, но това което излезе е.. просто нямам думи.. Сори, брато, но не можах да се сдържа..   

[1:36:43 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: no, it`s not stupid... the trees have more emotions than people... and trees can love everyone of their brother... but we... hm.
[1:37:07 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: but they can't fuch each other
[1:37:13 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: it's not fun
[1:37:22 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: fuck?
[1:37:27 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: yeah
[1:37:41 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: they can, I see one time :D:D
[1:38:15 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: what the hell??
[1:38:27 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: yeees
[1:38:28 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~:
[1:38:30 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: how can they fuck?
[1:38:39 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: they dosn't have penis
[1:39:13 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: they have branch
[1:39:35 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: it's not the same
[1:39:42 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: bealive me
[1:40:31 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: where you know? The trees feel the same, like man when put their penis in pussy.
[1:41:20 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: how can you know? do you ever been a tree?
[1:42:09 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: yes, in my past (wasntme)
[1:42:34 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: and you was fucking another tree?
[1:42:51 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: (rofl)
[1:42:54 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: okay
[1:42:57 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: this is strange
[1:43:27 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: yes, why not??? I was a tree???
[1:43:29 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~:
[1:43:34 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: do you realize what we talking about?
[1:43:36 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: yeah
[1:43:45 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: and you was fucking another tree
[1:43:50 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: and it was just great
[1:43:50 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: yes... we talk just stupid bullshit. :D:D
[1:44:05 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: and yeaaah... it was.......... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[1:44:10 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: so beautiful
[1:44:11 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: xD
[1:44:15 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: oh my god
[1:44:19 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: you are crazy
[1:44:23 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: WHY?
[1:44:24 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~:
[1:45:10 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: because it's can't be like when the man fuck a woman
[1:45:16 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: it's just not the same
[1:45:47 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: why? When you see two trees fuck yourselves???
[1:46:07 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: i don't wanna see that
[1:46:37 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: then? Why you talking about that isn`t like man fuck a woman?
[1:46:38 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: xD
[1:46:51 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: because it's can't be
[1:47:10 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: but it is real and you have to believe!
[1:47:33 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: you don't know what's the feel when your penis is in her
[1:47:45 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: you may be was fucking a tree
[1:47:45 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: They are a live creatures.
[1:47:52 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: but not a woman
[1:47:56 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: and i tell you
[1:48:00 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: it's not the same
[1:48:13 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: oh my god.. we're crazy
[1:48:18 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: can we just stop?
[1:48:19 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: (rofl)
[1:48:24 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: Wait
[1:48:48 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: from where you know my penis never put in her???
[1:48:56 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: XDDDD
[1:48:59 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: you told me
[1:49:12 AM] ~~~ Doctor Who ? ~~~: when? O.o
[1:49:13 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: but may be i must fuck a tree and you - a woman
[1:49:17 AM] ~Child.Of.Time~: i don't know